January 26, 2008...8:37 pm
Static Electricity
I don’t know what is going on, but every time I walk around the house and touch something I shock something. I turn on a light switch and zap. I reach for a doorknob and zap. I go to kiss Heather and zap. I don’t understand it. Heather says it is because I shuffle I feet, but I have walking that way my whole life, and not until these past few weeks have I been so electrically charged. I’m tired of being nervous to turn on a light or open a door, or giving Heather a kiss because of the shock that occurs every time. Normally, I like to have some sort of reflection on these life situations, but I can’t think of anything. Sorry about that, but if I think of something I’ll add it later.
If you have any suggestions on why this his happening, let me know in the comment section. I was thinking maybe it is because of my electric personality.
4 Comments
January 27, 2008 at 10:56 am
Are you wearing Crocs shoes? They seem to cause this sort of thing.
January 27, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No croc shoes, just socks or my slippers.
January 28, 2008 at 10:24 am
Sheesh! Dopey liberal arts religion majors who never take any science:
http://www.electrostatics.net/articles/static_shocks.htm
And don’t knock it; it’s a great way to keep parishioners awake when you preach!
February 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hi:
I represent a client who has patented and is now marketing a product call StaticOff Static Zapper. It’s quite a mouthful but it appears to work. Go to the website for more information http://www.staticoff.com.
I would be interested in your reaction.
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